He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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