How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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