After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
We are all done wearing pants today
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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