omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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