Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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