with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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