i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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