For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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