i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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