My friends, they love my intelligence
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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