I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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