I don't think brook has ever known best
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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