i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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