oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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