So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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