I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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