There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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