And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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