Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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