i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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