WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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