how can u be prego again
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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