I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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