I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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