I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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