Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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