On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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