So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
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use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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