ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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