i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Congratulations! We have a period
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
