He asked me if I "almost moaned"
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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