He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
