I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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