Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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