im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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