I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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