I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
