i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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