Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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