with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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