PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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