He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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