road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Randomize
