Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Mom said you looked used
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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