why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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