I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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