its not stalking. its research.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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