Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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