I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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