You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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