They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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