Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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