Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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