Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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