check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
