so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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